From ld231782 Sat Nov 27 02:32:35 1993 Return-Path: Received: from jenkins.lance.colostate.edu by longs.lance.colostate.edu (5.65/lance.1.5) id AA08205; Sat, 27 Nov 93 02:32:26 -0700 Message-Id: <9311270932.AA08205@longs.lance.colostate.edu> To: anon@anon.penet.fi X-Anon-Password: poison X-Anon-To: cypherpunks@toad.com Cc: ld231782 Subject: Public Enemy #1 Date: Sat, 27 Nov 93 02:32:24 -0700 From: "L. Detweiler" X-Mts: smtp I don't know where all these slanderous accusations that I am L.Detweiler come from. I want to have absolutely nothing to do with that paranoid conspiracy theorist. People who are associating me with him are nothing but scurrilous hypocrites. You only allow anonymity so long as it doesn't threaten you personally! PseudoAnonymity that attacks the government through tax evasion and black marketeering is OK, but pseudoanonymity of L.Detweiler (who is really Hitler's grandson), who attacks the Cypherpunks, is Heretic Blasphemy, and he must be tracked down and punished! Why is it that no one bothers T.C.May about BlackNet or Deadbeat, anyway? I guess stealing information is a legitimate use of anonymity, but exposing corruption through whistleblowing is not. All of you who are so smugly certain that I am L.Detweiler, where do you get your insane fantasies? The only thing I can think of that would be objective and qualitative is the extensive style analysis software of E.Hughes, but it seems to me that would also show that he is posting pseudoanonymously under G.Broiles, and besides he's not really interested in sharing any of his software with anyone anyway, especially whatever helps him pseudospoof and detect it by others. However, I have many ideas on how to get even with L.Detweiler for his callous disregard for pseudospoofing. Imagine, the sheer arrogance of attacking our holy religion, and making our leaders look like pathetic fools for their deceptions! We are left trying to defend them with increasingly worthless tentacles. Y'know the ones that penetrated RISKS? They are *really* valuable, like N.Szabo, and he is on to them all. The man is an arrogant bastard for trying to prevent us from our joyous deceptions, perversions, and depravities. We have to make him pay. What can we do? One thing to do would be to slander him in public forums. I mean, he has done the tiniest smidgeon of CryptoAnarchic work, like that Anonymity FAQ (which was usefully infiltrated by quite a few of our pseudospoofed tentacles, including the eminent N.Szabo). But otherwise, he's just a self-important asshole like G.Spafford who has no life out of cyberspace. We should show no mercy. I propose that we mailbomb him some more beyond P.Metzger's feeble assault. And D.Barnes has not gone nearly far enough to root out his personal associates and friends and find any useful blackmail or other leverage, like his employer. E.Hughes and T.C.May can try harassing his postmaster some more. Maybe we can get the Holy Grail -- get him to lose his Internet account. Damn, that would be AWESOME. We wouldn't have to put up with any more of those slimy verbose FAQs. `Privacy and Anonymity' HAH. more like Pathetic Assholery. Here's an idea. I've been tampering with REMOBZ a lot lately and have gotten pretty good at it. I hear L.Detweiler was looking for a job awhile ago. (I stole his resume with a fake job advertisement in his mailbox as bait. Hee, hee! what a dickhead.) I am going to try to tap his home phone line and figure out what employers he has been talking to. I can rig it so that when they call his number, I spoof his answering machine (this is possible by recording his own message onto my own answering machine and redirecting the phone call). The employer records his message, `you have the job, report to work at 9:00 tomorrow' like nothing is wrong. But L.Detweiler never shows up! Hee,hee. And if he tries to find out what went wrong, he looks like a hallucinating drug user. `I never got your message on my answering machine!' Ah, a grand psychopunk prank in line with the best of the legendary K.Mitnik revenge techniques. (The master!) Here's another idea. We all know how much WetLiar admires that clueless NYT reporter Markoff -- you know the guy, the one who fell for our Big Movement facade hook line and sinker. (Hee, hee! Privacy for the Masses! The Cryptographic Revolution!) I propose that we infiltrate his system and impersonate Markoff's email to L.Detweiler. Unless it is for deception, it's not illegal! No problemo! L.Detweiler will go away crestfallen that his hero comes across as a clueless idiot in email. If he calls Markoff in desperation, we can do the old `redirect the phone call' trick and do our best Markoff imitation on the phone. Detweiler is such a clueless, trusting idiot that he won't know the difference. Hee, hee! I love poking holes in other people's delusions. The world is an ugly place, and it's about time that someone did a favor to L.Detweiler and taught him that. The asshole will learn what it means to tangle with Cypherpunks. OK, here's my best idea. You know his cutesy little mama's girl girlfriend, Sonia Applegate? The one that loves to cook him those big dinners when he gets home from a hard day of battling our beauteous tenacles? The one that he is going to marry next spring? (Thanks, BlackNet spies, for all your information, the checks are in the mail, also the REMOBZ wiretapping is also a really invaluable source.) I propose that we call her up and pose as a clinician from an AIDS testing clinic and tell her that L.Detweiler has AIDS and that he listed her as a sex partner. Regurgitate her all her personal information we found off the stolen credit records and then say, Yes, Ma'am, I'm sorry. You'll have to report to the clinic immediately for testing. Hee, hee!